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July 30, 2020 UPDATE:

We’ll have some exciting newness in a couple weeks, but for now, we’re leaving the shop open for orders with our existing stock, and shipping out weekly on Fridays. Check out our previous updates for more info.

July 18, 2020 UPDATE:

Hey hey, we’re finally live with the July drop! We have six new fragrances and six new* polishes, all of which we are super-stoked about. The new polishes are available in extremely limited quantities for this launch (22 bottles TOTAL over 6 polishes), so if you see a must-have, snag it early!

As always, you can check out our full fragrance menu and polish/swatching videos on our instagram highlights.

We’re also now offering reusable cloth face masks (in sets with lotions), because, well, 2020. You can order that through our main sales portal, or right here:

As always, thank you so much for supporting my tiny business, and I hope you are doing wonderfully well, all things considered. Stay safe, friends, and nerd on!

*those of you who’ve been with us since the very beginning in 2012 will spot a re-issue of one of our very first polishes, Cabin! This is a very limited-edition re-issue, as one of the bases used has been discontinued by the supplier.

JUNE 28, 2020 UPDATE:

Thank you so much to everyone who shopped our June Pop-Up. We’re currently readying the last of our orders for shipping, and looking ahead to new releases in July! Check here and on our social media channels for updates on our upcoming July Pop-Up…

JUNE 11, 2020 UPDATE:

The June pop-up event is live! Thanks you much for bearing with us as we learn how to take our whole experience online. To learn about new products and an exciting collaboration this month, please check out today’s video on our instagram/facebook stories (after 24 hours it will still be available in the highlights section).

One exciting new development is that we now have videos and live-swatches of ALL of our polishes in the highlights section of our instagram. Just go here and tap the appropriate category to see polishes swatched on video, beauty shots of our new Jennifer Strange collection, lip gloss swatches, and full fragrance menus, by both fandom and fragrance family. Consider it our virtual con table!

If you have any questions, please don’t hesitate to hit us up by email or DM. While we’re hoping this will offer a really straightforward ordering experience, we’re here to smooth any bumps in the user interface!

MAY 19, 2020 UPDATE:

Thank you so much to everyone who shopped with us during our recent FB/Instagram pop-up event! In these strange times, I’m shifting our online model over to such pop-up events roughly once per month, rather than using our usual Square ecommerce portal. This lets us be more flexible with inventory, stay leaner on the supply front, charge actual-cost shipping (exciting savings for you!), give you more payment options (Venmo! PayPal! Square Invoice!) and put less strain on the lovely postal carrier who picks up packages from my porch. We’ll be doing another event in June, so watch this space for the pre-order menu, ship date, etc.

In June newness, we’re excited to launch a collection inspired by the new YA novel Jennifer Strange, and will also be offering new foaming hand soap concentrates made to order in all your favorite scents!

Again, thanks a million for your support in this weird and scary time, and I hope our packages have brightened your mailbox this month. Our square site remains open for browsing, (though buying of physical goods is currently disabled), and you can still purchase gift certificates there (which are valid at cons and online whenever normal business resumes, and at these pop-up events now).

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Don’t see what you wanted from our last con appearance? Never fear! Drop us a DM on instagram or an email!